Parents have s-e-x (should this be followed by a "?" or a "!")
Someone (ahem, my mom) suggested I write about you-know-what (s-e-x) to really hit home with my readers. I am not really to go all out, but I will give you this in the meantime. Top 10 Ways Having a Baby Affects You-Know-What (in no real order...just countdown style for fun!) 10. Lack of sleep, lack of sleep, lack of sleep. Desire for sleep > desire for ... 9. Readjusted bits in the lady region (oh, the sad sorry story of the stitches that were) 8. Baby sensor who wakes on cue when you-know-what is mid-course 7. Co-sleeping 6. Lack of showering (due to lack of sleep) 5. Mirena. Let's just say it wasn't poking me. (Note: Worst device ever...for 101 reasons) 4. Cracked tailbone 3. Fear of future lack of sleep (aka pregnancy) 2. Random baby toys/blankets/stuffed animals that traveled into our bed 1. Did I mention a lack of sleep?! Y'all get a good night's sleep...and good luck getting lucky!